it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.
– Ernest Hemingway (via evolutionarysuccess)(Source: elliptical)
Via Welcome to the life of, electra heartCosmo sex tip #293942
Right as you’re about to reach climax, throw your head back and yell, “Right there, old sport!”


